Everybody in the bunker NOW

November 25th, 2008


“O’Donnell will revive the variety show”

“Live variety shows are the kind of TV they don’t make anymore. Conventional wisdom says they went out with black-and-white sets and gas at 30 cents a gallon.

But Rosie O’Donnell clearly begs to differ. Her variety special, “Rosie Live,” will air Nov. 26 at 7 p.m…”

Source: Salt Lake Tribune

Threat Level: Red

Second Life, or Virtual Time Machine?

November 25th, 2008


“Second Life bank crash foretold financial crisis” (2007)
“PISSED OFF SECOND LIFE PLAYERS USE NUKES” (2007)

Source: MSNBC, The Last Boss

Threat Level: Orange

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November 4th, 2008

Threat Level: Oak

Old Man: “Last Winter I knew that one of them was black, but come Fall it just got too confusing!”

October 29th, 2008
Polling Florida: 2008 Projections

Polling Florida: 2008 Projections

Threat level: Tapioca

Source

What the Euck?

October 28th, 2008


“Seattle high-schoolers can now get failing grades”

“For the first time in seven years, Seattle public high-school students who do poorly can receive a failing grade on their report cards.

Since 2000, not a single student has received an E, a mark more commonly known as an F. High schools instead handed out N’s for “no credit,” which didn’t affect a student’s grade-point average and took much of the sting out of failure.

But the E is back — effective immediately.”

Source: Seattle Times

Threat Level: Orange

Oceania is at war with Eurasia, Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia

October 25th, 2008


Fri October 10, 2008
“N. Korea preparing to restart nuclear facility”

Sat October 11, 2008
“U.S. takes North Korea off terror list”

Source: CNN, CNN

Threat Level: Mauve

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October 20th, 2008


“Man Named Fox Wrecks Car After Picking Up ‘Dead’ Fox”

Thinking the animal was dead, he decided to take the animal home to cut off its tail as a souvenir, Dale Grandstaff of the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency told the paper.

“The tails are real bushy and pretty and thick this time of year,” Grandstaff said.

Instead, the driver flipped his GMC Jimmy trying to keep the fox — that had awoken in the backseat — from biting him, Grandstaff told the paper.

Article Source: FOX

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Threat Level: Midnight

Your Sarah Palin-Crazy Neighbor Has it Coming. Literally.

October 19th, 2008

Wheres the Hillary doll?

Where’s the Hillary doll?

Threat Level: Red

Middle Americans Preparing (Again) For The Ugliest Winter Ever Seen

October 19th, 2008

Top 10 eBay women’s shoe search keywords, 10/19/2008.

Threat Level: Orange

For They Shall Run Out of Paper And Thus Draw Upon Themselves

October 19th, 2008